Guiller's car and large lobes...
The big story over the last few days was Guiller's borrowed Fiat Uno (from Feijoo) getting robbed. Something along these lines:
On Sunday Guiller arrived home and parked the car in front of our building. About 20 minutes later the car was not there. Did I forget to mention that he spend most of Thu-Fri and Saturday chasing around parts and fixing the car so he could pass the inspection on Saturday which he did and was really happy about? Well there it is...
So the first idea is that the car had been towed away by the cops since it was on the sidewalk. We hit a tow truck park and no car there. They checked with the other parks (by radio taking fucking 20 minutes since the place was rather new and didn't have a telephone yet, portuguese style) and no car there. So down to the pigs barn in Benfica. It took about 2 hours for a guy to type a one and half page report with Guiller's data and stuff. And restarting the computer 3 times. It was surreal... And is not like we had to wait for one hour and then he started typping. Nope, this is from the moment that he said "Name?" to the moment "if we find it we'll let you know" came out of the pig's mouth. So we left the place around midnight... And you wonder why the police sucks big balls in this country?
Anyways, the car showed up yesterday near Continente Amadora minus one radio and two mp3 players... I guess Guiller is gonna get a big ass hungry pittbull now to stay in the car when he parks...
As a side note, on Saturday I took my lobes up to 2 Ga/6,5 mm. People keem on telling me they can see through me now...
On Sunday Guiller arrived home and parked the car in front of our building. About 20 minutes later the car was not there. Did I forget to mention that he spend most of Thu-Fri and Saturday chasing around parts and fixing the car so he could pass the inspection on Saturday which he did and was really happy about? Well there it is...
So the first idea is that the car had been towed away by the cops since it was on the sidewalk. We hit a tow truck park and no car there. They checked with the other parks (by radio taking fucking 20 minutes since the place was rather new and didn't have a telephone yet, portuguese style) and no car there. So down to the pigs barn in Benfica. It took about 2 hours for a guy to type a one and half page report with Guiller's data and stuff. And restarting the computer 3 times. It was surreal... And is not like we had to wait for one hour and then he started typping. Nope, this is from the moment that he said "Name?" to the moment "if we find it we'll let you know" came out of the pig's mouth. So we left the place around midnight... And you wonder why the police sucks big balls in this country?
Anyways, the car showed up yesterday near Continente Amadora minus one radio and two mp3 players... I guess Guiller is gonna get a big ass hungry pittbull now to stay in the car when he parks...
As a side note, on Saturday I took my lobes up to 2 Ga/6,5 mm. People keem on telling me they can see through me now...
posted by El Pablo at 9:38 AM
1 Comments:
yup. fiat uno : the choice of car theives. If you remember, this also happened with my car. Except that they went robbing in mine (snatching ladies handbags while hanging out the open window). A year later I got stopped with the excuse that my car was still showing up as stolen in their databases! a year! Then I got a paper saying it was not stolen so I could show it to cops (just in case, they said down at my local friendly oink shop).
keeping on stretching those lobes : one day we will all "hang out" inside them...
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