Weekend Stories

For the quick sum up of the weekend:

- Friday the spanish squad was supposed to be arriving and we were supposed to meet. They arrived late as usual and didn't phone me up. Which was great because I woke up with a swollen eye and had a hard time staring at a screen all day long, so staying out of smoked-filled places sounded like the right thing to do. On Saturday it was back to normal.
- Met the spanish terror team in Guincho, Leia tried to bite sand balls (as in a few piles of sand packed in the form of a ball and not some sort of weird VD) and had a bite at Bar do Guincho. Already quite a few people on the beach, gorgeous weather.
- Saturday night things worth mentioning:

• Cento made a new sport called speed drinking. The sidefects include messing a perfectly good toilet.
• A Blowjob shot without cream becomes a BlackRussian. *scrathes head* Huh?
• There were a few brit rugby players around playing (although not in that way) with a battery powered dildo in the same bar as we were. At one point one thought that it would be funny to put it in my hoodie. Me being not my usual self figured that it didn't belong there and proceed to shove it up the ass of the guy which resulted in general laughter. They guy didn't take it (pun) the wrong way (pun again) and I did apologize for not using lube and being too gently. He replied that it was ok, he liked it rought... Classy....
• I...I'm even ashamed of writting this...but...I have to confess...I comited the maximum and most terrible possible sin : I recieved many free beers and gave away most of them. Yes, I confess, I did it... I regreat my sins but in my defense I have to say that I only started to do that after some speed drinking forced by Cento that involved downing beers nº 4 to 7 and a blowjob/black russian in about 20 minutes... Too much for me. What made things worse is that from that point on I didn't pay a single dime more for beer (though I did pussy out and had a coke) and gave away most of the beer from 8 to...err 12? 14? No clue...