Boston Alex gets smacked by senior citizen
Alex's mom (no mom joke for once) just phone me up from the hospital to let me know that Alex got the beating of his life by a 96 year old last night. Alex himself can't talk yet since his lower jaw is broken in 4 different places and his missing several teeth and a pokemon card. He has multiple fractures but at least the internal bleedings have stopped.
Looks like for whatever reason Alex and this old fart got into a shouting match last night in front of Alex's house. At some point the old guy pointed his wheelchair towards Alex and shoot the thing up at top speed, hitting him so hard that he flew over and landed on the middle of the street.Alex's mom (...must...not...make...mom...joke) said that in the ambulance Alex mentioned something about the wheelchair having a nitro deposit but they were not really sure about neon lights, spoilers and techno music.
After running over Boston's ass the oldie went back and smacked him with the oxigen bottle a couple of times and started the old "When Salazar was alive" speech, which is how doctors assume that the internal bleeding happen.
Our prayers go to Alex.
Looks like for whatever reason Alex and this old fart got into a shouting match last night in front of Alex's house. At some point the old guy pointed his wheelchair towards Alex and shoot the thing up at top speed, hitting him so hard that he flew over and landed on the middle of the street.Alex's mom (...must...not...make...mom...joke) said that in the ambulance Alex mentioned something about the wheelchair having a nitro deposit but they were not really sure about neon lights, spoilers and techno music.
After running over Boston's ass the oldie went back and smacked him with the oxigen bottle a couple of times and started the old "When Salazar was alive" speech, which is how doctors assume that the internal bleeding happen.
Our prayers go to Alex.
posted by El Pablo at 5:51 AM
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POST OF THE YEAR AWARD!
-Boston Alex
buahhhhahahahahahahahahaha
atenção que a cadeira de rodas era toda "tuning"..o que aconteceu foi que eu fiquei tão distraido a evr a cadeira de rodas, com as luzes por baixo e o aileron, que o velho acertou-me com uma em cheio na cara, e o resto não me lembro...so acoredei depois na ambulancia com o tubo da mascara de oxigenio do velho enrolado a volta do meu pescoço. haha
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