yes...I'm going nerdier and geekier every day...

...hey I heard traveling in Greece is pretty cheap...

I'd like to see what Anne has to say about this... Two kids, 9 and 10 years old got arrested for drawing "violent stick pictures". In a paper...Like you haven't done it? Anyways, this is sooooo ridiculous that the kids even got handcuffed at school. WTF???? Only in the good old US of A, which every day more I believe that US of Asshole-dumbass-thinking...

B-ball picture

Playing basketball 2 saturdays ago... Let me make the following comments about this picture:
- On the left, with black pants, is Alex K who looks like he's staring at his own penis (probably true, I heard him saying "I have nice balls" quite a few times during the game).
- Bill pushing me shows pretty much his whole approach to basketball. He slap my hands that I still have his fingerprints on them.
- Boston Alex (aka Happy Snow Shovler Man) is totally faking it here. I mean, I was all happy pushing people around, fighting for space under the basket and all untill he came along. He's smooth, he moves close to you pretending that he wants nothing and next thing you know there's a whole shoulder match thing going on out of nowhere and he somehow managed to get a hold of the ball...
- On a orange sweat on matador pose would be Bernardo, Jonas friend. Nothing else to add, the pose is a killer.
- Jonas is holding Alex's arm ( can't see him) and on the court next to ours was João Manuel Vieira, singer of Ena Pa 2000 and Irmãos Catita as well as former candidate to the Portuguese presidency (no shit)

Asteroid named after Douglas Adams...

What???? No way...


Lack of posting due to being very busy lately but still had to put this one on since I'm a huge Douglas Adams fan.

My goal in life now is to do this to someone with Superbock bottles

Bill would love these...

So I saw these and couldn't help but thinking that compare to this stuff, Bill is a boyscout... Wait a second...Bill IS a boyscout (or at least was when he used to pull these). One of the plans on my upcoming 30's Bash next March 5th (more on that soon) is to get somone so over-drunk that we can pull one of these tricks on him/her...

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Porra que as gajas são complicadas...

Ok, is official: There is no Viagra for women. And there will never be one. Errr...not that I need one *caugh*

Classy...

So the other day I arrived home to hear Alex Klimo "and they have a guy drinking from the tranvestite while holding the neck of the rubber chicken that the guy written all over is fucking". Classy...

Actors are queer.

So yet another day that I overslept which sucks big camel balls. To make things worse I didn't go to the gym to work out as I was supposed to didn't walk Leia as long as I would like to, hit my head in a door and on top of all that shit, had an old cleaning lady telling me that I look pretty handsome "like this actor in a soap opera" which probably means that I looked like a hairy and greasy south american drug dealer... Fuck this shit, at least is Friday.

Pablo wearing Speedos

...first off, in yet another chapter of the wonderful game of "Where's Pedro Vidal", we saw him last night (as well as Bill) and he was looking pretty shitty, probably some sort of STD but he insisted that it was only a cold. Is one of those situations that remind me of "Kindergarden Cop"

- Shut up!!! I have a headache!
- Maybe is a tumor
- Is not a tumor!!!


Anyways, on to the cherry on the cake, the main dish, the chalk on the pool stick and the...fuck, you get the picture:

Yes. I have purchase some Speedos. Today. At lunch. And I plan on using them. AND I am willing to take pictures wearing them and post them if my lovely audience demands so. Think about it, to quote Boston Alex: "Is like a train wreck, you can't avoid not looking"

So voice your opinion below...


Listening to: Tom Waits - Nighthawks At The Diner "I know this girl, I don't want to end like her, she's been married so many times she has rice marks all over her face"

Jonas blogging...

And Jonas joins the blog world...

B-ball next Saturday

Jonas is setting up a massive basketball game next Saturday. The game will be 6-on-6 (yes, ppl are getting old around here, ok?) in Monsanto.

Looser team will have to run 3 laps from one basket to the other with the pants down.

Real Men (and Women) with major COJONES (or OVARIOS) can sign up below in the comments...

Yahoo! News - Stay Thin by Sleeping More?

Yahoo! News - Stay Thin by Sleeping More?

Ok, that might explain why I'm gaining a huge bigass belly lately... I haven't been sleeping so well for close to a year (althought lately is pretty good) so one might be attached to the other instead of being a secondary effect of pure old lazyness...




...YEAH, RIGHT!

Wired News: Real World Doesn't Use a Joystick

Wired News: Real World Doesn't Use a Joystick

This is pretty funny, it tells the story about people hooked up into playing ga,es...

Today is Powlow's b-day!!!

Happy Birthday amish boy!

Quick update on the lack of updates: On Friday had to reformat my laptop after my graphic card went apeshit during the Beta test of City of heroes (yes, I was chosen for Beta testing of the european edition). So I spend most of the day installing Windows, drivers, software and the whole thing...

During the weekend we went to the REM concert, to check out the Smart Forfour and last night we saw half of Bad Santa , courtesy of Boston Alex. A movie that has lines such as "You ain't gonna shit right for a week" or "Fuck me Santa, fuck me Santa" can only be classified as CLASSIC. I can't wait to see the rest.

Jonas goes to Jail

You can read all the details below. From now on instead of playing basket on Saturday mornings he'll play hide the salami with large fellow inmates from Mozambique.
He can be reached on cela410.beliche2@prisaodecaxias.com. To send money to his legal defence court just send it over to me and I'll *ahem* make sure that it gets there...

If you don't doors well...

Ok, let's call that a warning...

Comments Open to Hooliganism

I've changed the configuration on this thing so now non-registered users can post comments i.e. now anyone can post and sign up as "URmom", "GayBoy", "Ben&Dover" or the ever popular "PedroVidal Sucks Big Donkey Balls".


...By the way, thanks go out to Pedro for lending us his place in London. After close inspection we didn't find any latex clothing or vibrating devices which according to Bush's law only means that he has them or to quote the big man "If you we haven't found WMD in Iraq yet, it only means that they have them".

Rodent found in Christmas turkey cavity

James send this one . Almost offseason but still counts...

... which kind of reminds me the magnificent last meal of 2004 that we had. And yes, they do have a website. What were James words exactly? Oh yes, "This is the worse meal I ever had..."

Is official: Grand Canyon created by Noah's flood (or wtf do they feed these americans???)

Peer News

Let me sum up this with a quote:

Washington, DC - The Bush Administration has decided that it will stand by its approval for a book claiming the Grand Canyon was created by Noah’s flood rather than by geologic forces.


Right. And I thought that "Tax Da Panty" was silly...

Nerdy Entry: If (When?) I wanted to take over the world I'll start here

Slashdot | Robot Building for Beginners

London Vs. Lisbon

One of the many differences of London Vs. Lisbon is that in Lisbon I HAVE TO wear my sunglasses with me when driving to work...or risk not seeing jackshit. And yes, the picture was taken today...

Comics artist Will Eisner dies at age 87

Google Search: eisner

If you're into comics at all you'll known who the man was... If you're not, you should know that the Oscar's award equivalent in the comic industry are the Eisners, after Will Eisner who is credited as the creator of the first graphic novel.

For The Glory Interview

Short but sweet interview of portuguese hardcore band For The Glory (portuguese only)... Is it me or there's too much business talk in here?

Airport Security

This says something about airport security and the general dumbness in security biz these days...

iPoder

I usually get off work at 6-7 pm and since the speakers in my (borrowed) car are total horse shite the only thing I get to listen to without an annoying degree of distortion is your normal radio. Not happy with that option (which is actually a nice way of saying that it usually sucks like a vacuum), I found yesterday about iPodder which pretty much downloads a MP3 version of a radio program down to your MP3 player of choice. Right. So far I downloaded some program about covers with a cover of a Leonar Cohen song by the Pixies among other things. Not amazing but interesting...

Meanwhile, in the US now you can get life in jail if you're a terrorism SUSPECT. Remind me to add the states to my "Don't go there" list along with Liberia, Honduras, Zona J and Sudan, I'm afraid I might fart from a big Mac menu and get busted for chemical warfare attempt...

Anne took this on the tube... I look like crap

Just fresh from London where we spend New Years. Will be posting more pics soon