Boston Alex gets smacked by senior citizen

Alex's mom (no mom joke for once) just phone me up from the hospital to let me know that Alex got the beating of his life by a 96 year old last night. Alex himself can't talk yet since his lower jaw is broken in 4 different places and his missing several teeth and a pokemon card. He has multiple fractures but at least the internal bleedings have stopped.

Looks like for whatever reason Alex and this old fart got into a shouting match last night in front of Alex's house. At some point the old guy pointed his wheelchair towards Alex and shoot the thing up at top speed, hitting him so hard that he flew over and landed on the middle of the street.Alex's mom (...must...not...make...mom...joke) said that in the ambulance Alex mentioned something about the wheelchair having a nitro deposit but they were not really sure about neon lights, spoilers and techno music.

After running over Boston's ass the oldie went back and smacked him with the oxigen bottle a couple of times and started the old "When Salazar was alive" speech, which is how doctors assume that the internal bleeding happen.

Our prayers go to Alex.

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Good concert, massive heat and good time was had. Check the pics and leave funny comments, what else is there to it?

If I had a peny every time a girl wants to take a picture with me... I could buy a whole new bubble gum. Mint.

Hot chicks...

"Hello, look at me. I make funny faces in public"

Hand. Yes, it is the right one.

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No pimples...Amazing...

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On the subject of hair cuts...

Today's Link of the Day is courtesy of Alex T aka Boston Alex aka Herr "you-better-get-my-name-right"... It is worth it, this is sooo fucking funny. I think Fuck should get a haircut right away...

On the "what the fuck is new", Elena's bye-bye-and-so-long-for-all-the-fish*dinner was last night, much fun was had by all. Alex T made fun of Bill and I felt the need to remind Bill, once again, about how if you don't have a job and live in a country that is not your own and complain non-stop about said country you should take off from the country and move to Irak, Colombia, Sibiria, South Central LA or some other place where you really have a good reason to complain...Since you're a bumm who's never going to get a job anyways.... **

Elenita, corazó, we'll look forward to your return and keep your boy happy in the meantime (man, that sounded dirty....)

* Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy joke, if you have no idea what that is go to Amazon and for fuck sake get the Trilogy of Four special edition...
** One of the amazing things with blogs is that you can insult anyone on them. Is kind of like Calving and Hobbes playing baseball and saying that if you're not going to make it a contact sport there's really no point in playing. Bill, get a haircut.

And on a lighter note...Below is a site about secrets. Very good,

If your gf/bf/significant other is cheating on you, should I tell you about it?

Please reply to that Title question on the forum but just to make it clear usually I go for the "Hear no evil, see no evil" motto...

And on with what's been going on over the last week.

Let's start with the June 10th Portugal Day and the now famous "arrastão" where a reported 500 kids robbed clean the Carcavelos beach. Turns out that they were not 500 but rather an estimated 80 black gettho kids, the kind that ask for money on the trains, wear Sacoor and Burburys shirts, have expensive moniles and are very tought when in packs. Hang on, gettho kids wearing expensive clothing? What's wrong with that, shouldn't they be saving the money to get out of the gettho? Yeah, it's a sad sad world sugga.

Anyways, it is one more nail on the Portuguese coffin that obviouslly has stirred up some nationalist movements thinggies with a manif schedule for tomorrow downtown Lisbon (though I suspect that is not to pay tribute to Alvaro Cunhal).

While I'm not racist, I do have to point out that race IS a big issue on this thing. Solution? Blow me, I'm not a politician...

...Although lately I have been thinking about a solution to the current state of crap that portuguese politics and consequently(sp?) Portugal is in. Let's do it like this:

- Abolish Democracy over night. Ok, well maybe not completly. Leave elections for President, is not like he does much anyways (minus some controversy here and there) but at least it looks good. And we can't have drooling-mouth D.Duarte as a king anyways....
- Set up Portugal as a corporate state where every resident has shares of the country. Portugal Inc. They can vote a Directors Board in a very similar way to a democratic society.
- Just as in a company, goverment employees all the way up to the 1st Minister (Or Portugal Corp CEO in my version) have very well defined goals, with quarterly timmings and bonus in case they reach the goals or exceed them considerably. Obviouslly, if they don't they get the boot, just like any of us poor slobs working in private companies.
- Anyone can sell their stocks of the company to another company, person or army. Therefore, there's no war anymore, only agressive takeovers. That way if I'm sick with the way Portugal is going I can just sell it (in the remote possibility that I find a buyer) to like, Spain, Vivid Adult Videos or Arab Emirates. Hey, I have nothing against transforming Portugal into a mega-modern city with all sort of luxuries Dubay-style.

Honestly, change is necessary in Portugal. This slacker style "pais de brandos costumes" has to end. We should start adopting the (positive) attitudes that help countries such as Israel, Ireland, Slovenia or even Spain to go from shit to proper countries (or on their way to...). No more slacking, let's get demanding, let's get motivated and let's blow this country off the roof ...in a positive way.


....And THEN rename it as Pabloland...

Office pranks on the increase images

Office pranks on the increase images



Enjoy and get inspiration...

Hey James, first world country my ass!!! III Reich all over again anyone?

James got recently inspired by Deepthroat finally comming out and send me this pics. Lovely. It is very nice to know that pigs have a lower IQ just about anywhere. The difference, James, is that in Portugal, if these kids were picked up by the cops and they don't have a portuguese nationality they can be hold up in jail up to two years (plus 6 months for appeals) until a trial happens, which in the current state of things in Portugal you'll be fucking lucky if it takes less than 6 months. Lovely.

Got me a movie I want you to know

Last week Anne and I spend most of our freetime watching Star Wars Episodes I and II. And on Saturday, after my massive hangover was partially cured we went to see Episode III with Boston Alex...which was a fine way of finding out that Anne has convert herself to the cult known as Star Wars geekness. She watched New Hope and the whole The Empire Strikes Back minus about 20 minutes on Sunday... Yeah, we'll be getting matching "Rebel Allience" Tattoos any day now.

Seriouslly, that was tooo much Star Wars for me...which hasn't finished yet given that yesterday we already started watching The Return of the Jedi.

On Friday night: Alex and I decided to go out on Friday pimp style. And we started by walking into Hard Rock Café and jumping in front of a 2 pages (15 tables?) waiting list courtesy of a VIP card from yours truly. We literally walked in, asked for a table, got told to wait, asked for a beer, take a sip and got called to the table. After two more cocktails things went downhill...a lot. So basically I don't remember huge parts of the night (including going to a cash machine with Alex) and I spend most of Saturday showing my love for my toilet.

I'm not drinking in Santo Antonio, I swear that my stomach feels fucked up.